3 kick rule

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2018/02/25 16:31:21 (permalink)

3 kick rule

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, 'I shot a duck and it fell onto this field, and now I' m going to retrieve it.'
The old farmer came back with, 'I don't think so. This is my property, and you are not coming over here.'
The indignant lawyer said, 'I am one of the best trial attorneys in
the United States, and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you
and take everything you own.'

The old farmer eyed him up and down, and replied, 'Apparently, you don't know how we handle disputes here in Tennessee . We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.''
Raising his eyebrows, the lawyer suspiciously asked, 'And just what is the 'Three Kick Rule'?'
The Farmer replied, 'Well, because the dispute occurs on my land , I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on, back and forth, until someone can't get up or gives up.'
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees.
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear-end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his dignity and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, 'Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn.'
The old farmer smiled and said , 'Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.'

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