A nice, calm, and respectable lady...........

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A nice, calm, and respectable lady...........

A nice, calm, and respectable lady 
went into the pharmacy, walked up 
to the pharmacist, looked straight 
into his eyes, and said, 
“I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, 
“Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed,

“Lord have mercy! 
I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband

Absolutely not! 
You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse 
and pulled out a picture of her husband 
in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, 
“You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
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