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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/26 12:50:48 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/26 16:12:47 (permalink)
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 guess i'm having problems with photos once again....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/10/03 04:27:38 (permalink)
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Wingsuiter Meets His Maker....
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WheTFrhCro

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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/10/03 08:13:30 (permalink)
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MF , again ?
 
 
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/10/04 19:07:39 (permalink)
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Sorry I'm a day late
 

 

 

 
 
       Great Idea!

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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/10/05 11:21:16 (permalink)
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yes...I, too, am late as well....
 
 


 
 
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/10/10 04:38:17 (permalink)
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In honor of the upcoming election season......
 
Whenever appearing in public, all politicians should be required to wear their corporate sponsorships on their clothing just like Nascar drivers.

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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/10/10 06:58:06 (permalink)
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Yes.  And we should be allowed to question them using the same techniques we use on terrorists!
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/10/10 13:59:12 (permalink)
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/10/10 21:20:37 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/10/10 21:35:23 (permalink)
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Got home real late last night after a full day of golfing and hanging out with the guys...
 
My wife left a message in the kitchen...
 

 
 
I think she wants me to eat more fruit.
 

Bless her heart!


 
 
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/10/17 04:25:42 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/10/17 06:08:49 (permalink)
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Another sensitive moment

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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/10/23 18:08:17 (permalink)
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A double bonus from a cartoon my SIL found:

and, on the flip side it solves the mystery of the genesis of the aphorism:  He's a good egg.

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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/10/23 18:48:24 (permalink)
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very
  attractive woman waving at him.
She says, 'Hello.'
 He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
  he knows her from.
  So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
   To which she replies, 'I think you're the
  father of one of my kids.'
   Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his
  wife.
  So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love
  to on
  the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your girl friend
  whipped my butt with wet celery?'

   She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.

 











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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/10/24 03:57:54 (permalink)
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Good one, JJ!
 


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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/10/24 06:51:38 (permalink)
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Good ones!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/10/24 08:00:49 (permalink)
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A double bonus from a cartoon my SIL found:

and, on the flip side it solves the mystery of the genesis of the aphorism:  He's a good egg.



best find EVER !!!!!!
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/10/24 12:59:57 (permalink)
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Be thankful for the job you have!

 
 

 






 
 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/10/24 18:31:26 (permalink)
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Groucho Marx show:  "So how come you have ten children?"
Visitor:  "Well, I love my wife."
Groucho:  "I love my cigar but take it out every now and then."
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/10/24 18:39:11 (permalink)
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Good one Ulle!  Another on the same lines:
 
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'

The blind man replies, 'If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up!
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/10/24 19:26:35 (permalink)
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ulle trautvag
Groucho Marx show:  "So how come you have ten children?"
Visitor:  "Well, I love my wife."
Groucho:  "I love my cigar but take it out every now and then."



sounds very familiar........
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/10/25 01:05:37 (permalink)
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