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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/08/22 16:19:08 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/08/29 04:46:37 (permalink)
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hoof hearted.......
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/08/30 09:34:07 (permalink)
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A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”

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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/08/31 17:05:09 (permalink)
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A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”




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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/05 18:32:38 (permalink)
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Drinking decaffeinated coffee is like sleeping with a hooker who just wants to cuddle !  

 
 
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/05 22:54:53 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/12 04:59:11 (permalink)
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Wag more....bark less.
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/12 07:01:22 (permalink)
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Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/12 09:57:52 (permalink)
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poor kitty.......
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/12 12:01:08 (permalink)
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Great stuff here!


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chill the rose,
stretch out on the beach
and let those metatarsals play"
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/19 08:41:17 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/20 04:47:41 (permalink)
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Wag more....bark less.
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/20 11:53:40 (permalink)
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It's a start!  Probably a test market in Washington DC would be best
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/21 05:09:09 (permalink)
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Frank, I like the way you think!

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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/26 04:30:51 (permalink)
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Re: RE: Friday Funnies 2014/09/26 06:57:41 (permalink)
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That dog bathroom line up is very funny.
 
This one is a great idea!  
 

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