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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/01 18:06:16 (permalink)
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FOR THE LADIES
 
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he  stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/01 18:16:54 (permalink)
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A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it
 
Sign in Women's restroom
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/02 06:17:17 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/02 17:24:22 (permalink)
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Lol!

 






 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/09 05:30:19 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/09 05:40:03 (permalink)
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This makes me look forward to Fridays!
 

Lovin life,
Bob
 
 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/09 06:48:04 (permalink)
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Me too!

 






 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/09 13:33:55 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/09 13:48:33 (permalink)
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Could you work for this company?

 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/09 13:55:19 (permalink)
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Oldie but goodie.  That would surely do the trick!
 

 
 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/09 14:05:30 (permalink)
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Brings back memories of my earlier childhood with my little brother.  Boy he took some crap!
 

 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/09 14:11:34 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/09 19:26:44 (permalink)
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This is wrong on so many levels!!!

AASB 2018 created good memories. Tammi is already booking 2019! 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/09 20:26:06 (permalink)
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HaHaHa Nipper!
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/10 06:28:20 (permalink)
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nipper

 
This is wrong on so many levels!!!




Oh Yeah? How about this?
 


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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/10 15:16:00 (permalink)
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Good ones guys😁

 






 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/16 06:07:05 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/03/16 07:20:29 (permalink)
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What a waste
 

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