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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/12/29 05:18:26 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/12/29 18:41:09 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/01/05 05:52:07 (permalink)
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This one is for LG member Maplesyrup
 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/01/05 09:26:08 (permalink)
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And mom looks like she's not going to tolerate any backing out of it!

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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/01/19 05:46:36 (permalink)
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I'm hoping Ms. Crunch will actually do this.....
 


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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/01/19 06:49:38 (permalink)
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I am in!

 






 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/01/20 10:33:23 (permalink)
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I wish I had seen this previously Badger.
Definitely could have used this for my wife
over the last 5 months at the hospitals she's
been in. 
 
It's been a challenging last year.  I'll do a follow up
on another post later.  She just got a release from the surgeon
on Friday. 

It wouldn't take much for me to up and run....
To another life.............somewhere in the sun.
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/01/20 17:41:26 (permalink)
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I am very sorry to hear that LaLuz. Hope it is getting better.

 






 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/01/20 20:25:44 (permalink)
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Oh La Luz, I'm so sorry to hear that your wife hasn't been well.  I hope that the surgeon's release is the beginning of healthier and happier days for her and for you all as well!!!
 



 
 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/01/26 05:22:45 (permalink)
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La Luz, is she doing OK now?

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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/01/26 06:38:48 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/01/29 14:33:37 (permalink)
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Those are wonderful, Paul. I particularly snorted at #7, since I am walking with a lisp. I have also abdicated. And #13 is pretty damn funny, too.

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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/02/02 05:17:29 (permalink)
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Cindy, I'm pretty sure that I've done #4.
But not this one (yet).
 


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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/02/02 13:50:14 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/02/02 18:27:46 (permalink)
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Lol!

 






 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/02/09 04:55:38 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/02/09 06:55:03 (permalink)
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So true!

 






 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/02/16 06:56:52 (permalink)
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Uhm Badger.  Get up you lazy sod!  I need humor.

 






 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/02/17 00:11:09 (permalink)
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A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2018 BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man named Cliff in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, Ray Ban® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
 
Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Apple iPhone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple iPad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S5® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman for the U. S. Government", says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars’ worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know crap about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep."

"Now give me back my dog."

 

AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.













post edited by CallMeFrank - 2018/02/17 00:13:28
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Re: Friday Funnies 2018/02/17 16:46:15 (permalink)
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Thanks Frank!

 






 

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