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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/10/27 06:43:42 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/10/27 14:03:47 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/10/28 05:36:20 (permalink)
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Great diet tip Frank, thanks!

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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/10/28 14:53:53 (permalink)
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Love it

 






 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/03 05:26:49 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/03 06:39:26 (permalink)
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Ha!

 






 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/03 06:53:41 (permalink)
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Snort, giggle! Chris had to try singing it.

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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/03 15:57:38 (permalink)
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When (he/she) sings to themselves,
They also get confused with .....
Happy Birthday to Tu Youyou
Happy Birthday to Me me. 

It wouldn't take much for me to up and run....
To another life.............somewhere in the sun.
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/03 19:38:21 (permalink)
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Sorry I've haven't posted any jokes lately.  Computer problems
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/04 16:02:07 (permalink)
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We miss you Frank

 






 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/09 23:30:18 (permalink)
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Three male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, young female poodle. All three male dogs hurry over pushing and shoving each other in an effort to get to reach her first, but end up arriving at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering all over themselves.

Aware of her obvious effect on the three suitors, she tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly snaps back, 'I love liver and cheese.'

'Oh, how childish,' said the Poodle. 'That shows no imagination or intelligence.'

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says 'How well can you do?'

'Um.Ahhhh ... I HATE liver and cheese,' blurts the Golden Retriever.

'My, my,' said the Poodle. 'I guess it's hopeless. You're just as dumb as the Lab.'

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, 'How about you, little guy?'

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....




Liver alone. Cheese mine.
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/09 23:36:44 (permalink)
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A DAY WITHOUT A SMILE IS WASTED!!!
9 Months Later ..

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' said Bob

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

 
 
'She just died and left me everything.'
(Hope you smiled!!) 
 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/10 05:05:02 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/10 06:45:18 (permalink)
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I love Peesha too!
 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/17 08:47:28 (permalink)
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I swear I think my mom said everyone of these!
 
25 THINGS MY MOM TAUGHT ME:
 
1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'
 
2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'
 
3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
week!'
 
4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
' Because I said so, that's why.'
 
5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me.'
 
6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'
 
7. My mother taught me: IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'
 
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'
 
9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'
 
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'
 
11. My mother taught me: WEATHER .
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'
 
12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times!
 
13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'
 
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'
 
15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have
wonderful parents like you do.'
 
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'
 
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
'You are going to get it when you get home!'
 
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.'
 
19. My mother taught me: ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'
 
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'
 
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'
 
22. My Mother taught me: Genetics
'I swear you're just like your father.'
 
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'
 
24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'
 
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about Justice
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you
 
post edited by CallMeFrank - 2017/11/17 08:49:47
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/24 04:49:33 (permalink)
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Hope you're not having an MRI next week Frank.
 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/24 05:00:00 (permalink)
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  I've seen that machine too much lately!

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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/11/30 14:40:01 (permalink)
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Thank the Lord NO!
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/12/01 10:37:14 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/12/01 12:55:44 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/12/08 09:19:47 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/12/08 12:04:01 (permalink)
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LOL!

 






 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/12/15 07:42:07 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/12/15 12:26:00 (permalink)
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Bwa ha ha!

 






 

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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/12/22 05:43:45 (permalink)
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