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CallMeFrank
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/04/21 03:53:03 (permalink)
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Potential New Mottos for United Airlines:
 
 1. "Drag and Drop"
 
 2."We put the hospital in hospitality"
 
 3."Board as a doctor, leave as a patient"
 
 4."Our prices can't be beaten, but our passengers can"
 
 5."We have First Class, Business Class and No Class"

 6."Not enough seating, prepare for a beating"

 7."We treat you like we treat your luggage"
 
 8."We beat the customer. Not the competition"
 
 9."And you thought leg room was an issue"
 
 10."Where voluntary is mandatory"
 
 11."Fight or flight. We decide"

 12. "Now offering one free carry off"
 
 13."Beating random customers since 2017"

 14."If our staff needs a seat, we'll drag you out by your feet"
 
 15."A bloody good airline"
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/04/22 15:36:43 (permalink)
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Wag more....bark less.
Badger
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/04/28 05:32:18 (permalink)
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Wag more....bark less.
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/04/28 06:41:32 (permalink)
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  ha ha!

 



 
 
 



 
 

Nothing wrong with me that a margarita on the beach wouldn't fix.......................
Badger
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/05/05 07:21:00 (permalink)
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Wag more....bark less.
Badger
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/05/12 16:47:30 (permalink)
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Wag more....bark less.
Badger
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/05/19 05:27:49 (permalink)
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Wag more....bark less.
CallMeFrank
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/05/19 09:46:31 (permalink)
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CallMeFrank
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/05/19 11:31:28 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/05/19 11:55:27 (permalink)
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Frank and Badger,
I don't post much anymore, but I wanted both of you to know
how much I really look forward to Fridays and the Fridays Funnies. 
Thank both you for your time and efforts and thanks for "making my day"
(and sometimes.....the whole week).
 
Jerry aka La Luz

It wouldn't take much for me to up and run....
To another life.............somewhere in the sun.
K. Chesney
CallMeFrank
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/05/19 22:38:28 (permalink)
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Thanks for the "Thank You" Jerry!
Badger
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/05/20 06:31:52 (permalink)
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Glad we can put a smile on your face Jerry, thanks!

Wag more....bark less.
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Re: Friday Funnies 2017/05/20 17:05:24 (permalink)
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I love and appreciate it too gentlemen.

 



 
 
 



 
 

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