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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/11/21 20:01:47 (permalink)
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well well.  
 
here it is 7 hrs later and the photos remain.
 
By jove, i think i've got it!
 
(not sure for how long tho...)

 
 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/11/22 17:03:55 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/11/22 17:03:44 (permalink)
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oops... hit the button twice.  
My bad!
(guess I was excited that the photo posting works for me once again) 
 
post edited by movie fan - 2014/11/22 17:05:50

 
 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/11/28 17:56:58 (permalink)
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A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. 

On the 23rd floor, a very handsome looking man with great hair but obvious dandruff gets into the elevator. 

The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good looking this man is. 

The man gets off the elevator on the 12th floor. 

The women watch him exit the elevator.
 
Then the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Was he good looking!!... but someone ought to give him 
some Head & Shoulders." 

To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?" 

 
 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/11/28 17:59:26 (permalink)
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A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.
 
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

 

Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls.”                                                                                                                

 

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.

 
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,

 
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"  

 
 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/11/30 11:57:29 (permalink)
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Very funny everybody. Thanks for the laughs
 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/01 11:32:53 (permalink)
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> I just woke up from a dream where I was swimming in a ocean of orange soda. Now I realize it was a Fanta sea.
 
 
> I got in touch with my inner self today. Last time I get cheap toilet paper.
 
 
> I was going through customs and they asked me if I had any drugs. Apparently "What do you need" was the wrong answer.  Need bail.
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/01 15:31:30 (permalink)
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Ilsa---Good ones.  Here are some same types of humor. It's called Lexophilia (new word I learned today)
 
Lexophilia
 
"Lexophile"  is a word used to describe those that have a love for words,
such as  "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write  with
a  broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up  with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.
This  year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
 
.. When  fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
 
..  A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
 
..  When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
 
..  The batteries were given out free of charge.
 
..  A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
 
..  A will is a dead giveaway.
 
..  With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
 
..  A boiled egg is hard to beat.
 
..  When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
 
..  Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
 
..  Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
 
..  A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
 
..  When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
 
..  The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
 
..  He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
 
..  When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
 
..  Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
 
   And the cream of the twisted crop:
 
.. Those  who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
 
 
 
   ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN ... IT'S CHEAP MEDICINE.
 
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/05 12:23:09 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/06 06:20:52 (permalink)
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When my nights start with margaritas, they end with happiness!
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/06 11:24:28 (permalink)
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Good one JJ!
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/06 22:44:54 (permalink)
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When my nights start with margaritas, they end with happiness!
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/11 18:08:35 (permalink)
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When my nights start with margaritas, they end with happiness!
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/12 04:11:03 (permalink)
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Wag more....bark less.
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/12 06:53:18 (permalink)
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Love these.  Anyone know where I can get a real or fake passport cheap?
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/12 12:08:20 (permalink)
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Love these.  Anyone know where I can get a real or fake passport cheap?


Hate to see your eyesight going at such a young age!
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/12 17:12:31 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/12 17:13:48 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/18 17:50:40 (permalink)
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Love this doggy dinner party!!
 
http://www.fastcocreate.c...ivilized-holiday-feast

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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/19 04:04:28 (permalink)
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Wag more....bark less.
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/19 06:55:09 (permalink)
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When you order your pizza near Christmas , remember that it should be deep pan, crisp and even.

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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/19 07:01:26 (permalink)
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Those were great.  Love the dog and cat dinner.
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/20 10:11:11 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/21 09:05:21 (permalink)
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Re: Friday Funnies 2014/12/22 02:57:14 (permalink)
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since i missed last Friday...hopefully this will work and make up for it....
 
 

 

 
 
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